Friday 15 April 2016

A Four Hour Cruise (lyrics)

On a still November morning
The fog rolled in without warning
Just as we were casting off
With a Great Lake to cross

Twenty-eight miles straight
Set a course for three thirty eight
Four hours motoring would take us there
Until the fog came, the morning was fair

It was this last window of good weather
That Jim and I would try together
To get Sequoia across Ontario
To Toronto, to be her home

Fuel, check. Dog, check. Lunch, check
Radio doesn’t work. What the heck
The motor was brand new and
Had never been properly run in

We motored slowly out the river
Into the chop where we shivered
The fog was cold, the sun weak
Drops of moisture beaded the teak

The river current meets the lake wind
If you don’t fight it you’ll spin
Visibility was fifty feet
In weather like this you can’t cheat

Couldn’t get the radar to work
Now, as the pilot, I felt like a jerk
No radar, no radio, just eyes and a cell
This picnic cruise was looking like hell

Midway across Lake Ontario
The motor sputtered and started to go
We throttled back and nursed it
But in fifteen minutes we burst it

Dead in the water, fog all around
We weren’t in danger, weren’t going to drown
But we had committed a number of sins
And all our resources were growing thin

Out of the fog came looming
The police launch we usually see zooming
Across the harbor but this time
They were coming to throw us a line

I had gotten a buddy on my cell phone
It just barely had the guts to reach home
He texted the towboat’s number to me
I called, and asked them to come to sea

The police stayed with us ‘til the towboat came
They bid us goodbye, we did the same
The tow pilot put on a bridle
Off we went, with our prop in idle

Two hours it took to get to Toronto
At the end of a long wandering tow
We were nudged and bumped into our slip
And then I grabbed my stuff and jumped ship

It was supposed to be a four hour cruise
I’d done it before, it wasn’t news
Bad preparation pooched the trip
And I won’t sail again on that ship


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